Exxon And BP CEOs Enter 'Strongman' Competition To Win Dawn Dish Soap Recipe

Years of failed attempts to acquire Dawn from Procter & Gamble, CEOs Darren Woods and Bernard Looney of ExxonMobile and BP have entered...

Ocean Acidification Brings Natural Ceviche To Citrus-less Coastal Communities

Coastlines across the globe are dotted with cities, villages and barren ecosystems proven unsuitable for the cultivation of citrus trees....

'A Red Tide Lifts All Fish'

GALVESTON ISLAND, TX - “A rising tide lifts all boats.” The optimistic words that once poured from the smooth talking lips of late John...

Misquoting Nelson Mandela ‘Your Anemone Is Not My Anemone’

ROBBEN ISLAND, SOUTH AFRICA - Tour guide Friedrich Smutz DaVutz was wrapping up his 3:30 showing of Robben Island and it’s apartheid era...

'Mark The Shark' Qualifies For Invasive Species Listing

The National Invasive Species Council, a branch under the United States Department of Interior, is reviewing a compelling argument in...

Japanese Research Intern Mistakes GPS Tag And Exploding Harpoon

TOHOKO, JAPAN - Kiyoshi Sato, the 21 year old undergrad studying marine sciences at Tohoko University embarked on his first internship, a...

Top Doctors Reveal 5 Health Benefits Of Mercury

Mercury consumption comes in a variety of meals and they all share powerful health benefits. For people who own Fitbits, mercury...

Restorative Coral Farmers Play Marvin Gaye Underwater, Help Reefs ‘Get It On'

HONOLULU, HI- Restorative coral farmers and researchers aiming to lessen the effects of post traumatic stress symptoms in bleached coral,...

StarKist Announces New ‘Tuna Safe Dolphin’

PITTSBURG, PA- Leading the industry in sustainable fishing practices, StarKist Co. announced their concern of sharply declining tuna...

Marine Biologists Agree, Dolphin Orgy Goes 'As Expected'

LA PAZ, MEX - “Not bad,” they said in agreement, “not bad at all.”

Surfers Chastise Non-Local Shark Out Of Line Up

MALIBU, CA - Sunday morning surfers threaten non-native juvenile white shark from line up. “Look, I hate to get all agro out there, but...

Advice From A False Killer Whale ‘Fake It Till You Make It’

LA PAZ, MEX- A recent research survey on Espiritu Santo revealed a peculiar rendezvous between Sunburnt's Biology Team and a pod of...

Galápagos Whale Shark Breaks Speed Swimming Record

GALÁPAGOS ISLANDS - Marine researchers tagged a young female whale shark in 2019, rightly naming her Esperanza and have been tracking her...

Ecuadorian Navy Sends 1855 Schooner To Investigate Chinese Fishing Fleet

GUAYAQUIL, ECUADOR- Navy Commander Rear Admiral Darwin Jarrin lifts the sails on the 166 year old schooner for the Galápagos Marine...

Davy Jones Cleans Locker, Asks ‘Does This Spark Joy?’

Davy Jones began cleaning out his Locker shortly after finding an overthrown copy of Spark Joy by Marie Kondo. Jones admits, “I’ll be...

Endangered Species Ruins Billionaire’s Day

Man finds distress after ecosystem of endangered species, scientists, and activists make it slightly harder to liquidate resources from reef