Davy Jones Cleans Locker, Asks ‘Does This Spark Joy?’

Davy Jones began cleaning out his Locker shortly after finding an overthrown copy of Spark Joy by Marie Kondo. Jones admits, “I’ll be honest, I’ve been hoarding for a couple hundred years now. Mostly old ships I thought I'd get around to rebuilding by now, but it's pretty clear by now that's not going happen. And when it comes down to it, none of these spark any joy anymore, maybe they never did."