Endangered Species Ruins Billionaire’s Day

TOPANGA, CA - “The reefs. The scientists. The activists," Barry half whispered, half prayed to himself. "I don’t give a fuck which goes first but we need to eradicate one of them if we want this deal to happen.”

Although uncertain who the "we" a lonesome Barry is referring to, Sunburnt's Team of Clinical Capitalist Psychologists presume the partner-in-crime to include his offshore bank account, his exhaustive search for significance, or perhaps his insatiable self hatred- all of which are estimated to outlive the reef ecosystem he's intent on liquidating.